Half Men S09e06: Watch Two And A

"You know," Walden said, wiping a tear from his eye as the credits rolled. "No matter how much money I have, I'll never be as resourceful as you are when you're desperate."

Walden looked at the screen. The title read: “The Trapped Mouth Wash.” Watch Two And a Half Men S09E06

"I just want to watch the game, Alan," Walden sighed, his tall frame slumped on the sofa that used to belong to a very different, much more cynical man. "You know," Walden said, wiping a tear from

"Truth is expensive, Walden," Alan said, pointing at the TV as his onscreen self hid in a closet. "Lies are rent-free. Much like my current lifestyle." "Truth is expensive, Walden," Alan said, pointing at

Walden watched, fascinated and slightly horrified. "Alan, why didn't you just tell her the truth?"

"Well, the game is blacked out," Alan chirped, far too happy for someone living in another man’s house for free. "But look on the bright side! I found something better. It’s a classic."

Alan beamed, taking it as a compliment. "Exactly! Now, do you want to watch the next one, or should we go see if there's any of your expensive bourbon left?"