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Because "normal" is for the fifth graders. They still think the tree lights up by magic. We know it lights up because the school’s electrical wiring is from 1974 and it’s a fire hazard.

(Pulling a fake beard out of his sack) Fine, I’ll do the traditional bit. (Deep voice) "HO HO HO! Have you been good students?" ANYA: Better. stsenka nomera dlia novogodnei elki u starsheklassnikov

(Horrified) No! We are seniors! We need to show the younger kids that we are mature. Max, take off the glasses. Gleb, put on the traditional beard. Because "normal" is for the fifth graders

Dressed as a very unconvincing, trendy "Father Frost" (Ded Moroz) in sneakers. (Pulling a fake beard out of his sack)

"Did you all complete your 500-page practice tests? Did you sleep more than four hours? No? GOOD. Because Santa only brings caffeine pills and existential dread this year!" ANYA: (Sighing) Why can’t we just be normal?

(Shuddering) That’s not a skit, Max. That’s a horror movie.