Shigure_ui_[loveho_date_hen_full_version].mp4

The "Full Version" of the video turned out to be a grueling, three-hour-long instructional live-stream playback. Ui had anticipated exactly what kind of fans would click a clickbait title like "Loveho Date Hen." To punish them, she had recorded a marathon session of her doing the most mundane, exhausting parts of an illustrator's life.

The video didn't open to a neon-lit room or a romantic visual novel setup. Instead, the screen flickered to a highly detailed, hand-drawn background of a messy art studio. Piles of sketchbooks, glowing drawing tablets, and empty tea mugs filled the frame. In the center sat the virtual avatar of Shigure Ui herself, holding a stylus like a weapon and staring directly at the camera with a look of utter, unadulterated judgment. Shigure_Ui_[Loveho_Date_Hen_Full_Version].mp4

As the video faded to black, a final drawing appeared on screen. It was a custom illustration of Ui wearing a smug, victorious smile, holding a sign that read: Go touch some grass. The "Full Version" of the video turned out