(The Unofficial Sequel to the 1953 Classic)

Christmas maybe?I’m feeling fifty-fifty on the "nice."Christmas maybe?Just skip the coal and bring the fancy ice.I’m not saying I’m a saint,But I’m definitely not a ghost.So put a ribbon on a Tesla,And we’ll have a holiday toast.

Think heavy upright bass, but with a lo-fi hip-hop beat underneath. It’s meant to be hummed while you’re nervously wandering the aisles of a Target on December 24th.

Should we flesh this out into a , or would you like a theatrical script treatment for a short film version?