[s1e16] That Was Saliva, Alan -

: Meanwhile, Joanie develops a major crush on Jake , following him around despite his complete lack of interest.

: "Think of it as musical chairs. But when the music stops, the guys who have a clue are sittin' on a woman instead of a chair." [S1E16] That Was Saliva, Alan

: Frankie finally reveals why she's on the run: she is fleeing her deceased husband's wealthy parents, who are trying to have her declared mentally incompetent to gain custody of her daughter, Joanie. : Meanwhile, Joanie develops a major crush on

: In a surprising twist, Frankie finds herself attracted to Alan's caring nature rather than Charlie's usual bachelor charm. This leaves Charlie feeling like the "extra guy" and genuinely shocked that Alan "won" for once. : In a surprising twist, Frankie finds herself

: After a romantic night with Alan, Frankie realizes her life is too chaotic for a relationship. She leaves for Seattle to start fresh with her brother, leaving Alan with a bra as a parting memory. Memorable Quotes

Watch these clips to see the rare moment Alan actually beats Charlie to the girl: