[s14e18] The New Adventures Of Old Tom May 2026

Peter gets left behind at the mall overnight and is interviewed the next day by Dallas Portland , a handsome and trendy new news reporter.

Features parodies of Paul Blart: Mall Cop , Silence of the Lambs , and Speed . [S14E18] The New Adventures of Old Tom

The plan backfires spectacularly when Tom tries to give himself a face tattoo during a live broadcast, leading to his firing—though he eventually regains his job after a high-ratings stunt on a rooftop. Subplot: Brian and Chris's Jewelry Scheme Peter gets left behind at the mall overnight

Peter tries to help Tom regain his "cool" factor by rebranding him as a hip, young personality. Subplot: Brian and Chris's Jewelry Scheme Peter tries

Chris accidentally swallows a diamond ring on a dare.

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To impress a woman, Brian pretends to be a wealthy millionaire.