By 9:00 PM, the tent is a mess. Uncle Joe has been kicked out for trying to sell "medicinal" brownies to the former principal. Cora is leading a gospel sing-along in the corner to drown out the swearing. Madea is sitting in a folding chair, having successfully commandeered the entire tray of peach cobbler.
The "reunion committee" (three women who haven't liked Madea since she stole the prom king's car in 1972) attempts to start the ceremony. Madeas Class Reunion
"We still here," she grumbles to herself, taking a sip of "special" punch. "Most of 'em are ugly now, but we still here." By 9:00 PM, the tent is a mess
At the center of it all sits . She isn’t wearing a corsage; she’s wearing a floral housecoat with a 9mm tucked into the elastic waistband, just in case the "In Memoriam" section gets too disrespectful. The Arrival Madea is sitting in a folding chair, having
The music stops. The only sound is the click of Madea’s dentures settling into place.